“二战”时期(qī ),盟军要实(🥇)施(📼)安(📒)奇奥登陆计划,迫(pò )于对一门(mén )叫(🕰)安奇奥(ào )大炮的超级武器的忌惮,要派两个(🥩)精锐特工去摧毁这(zhè )门大(dà )炮(🌗),结果两个傻逼被(🐿)派了去(qù ),最后(hòu )经(jīng )过一连(🕯)串搞笑事件,阴(🛹)差阳错(cuò )的(🐖)最(zuì )后(hòu )完成(🎿)了任务。 (🍮) 片(🙁)段(😻)一(yī ):德国人在北非布(🐖)置了一个(gè )(⏺)陷阱,准备(bèi )了(le )一幅假的(🚨)防(fáng )御工事地(🔢)图让这二(🌑)个士兵带(🥎)回去(qù )。他们却阴差阳错的拿走(🌞)了真的地图,最终赢得了战役。 (🧤)片(piàn )段二:(🕙)他(tā )们(men )化装成(chéng )管道(🤳)工潜入德军在意(yì )大利(lì )的司(🌮)令部,给他们卫(wèi )(💹)生(💔)间(jiān )(🏉)的管道修得乱七(🐾)八糟,把将军淋了个(🐨)落汤(🥋)鸡。将军去换衣服(📟),拉开抽(🔈)屉发现一套新(xīn )(🈺)的军服(fú ),于是洗头洗(xǐ )脸准备换(huàn )上(shàng )(👵)新军服的(🐞)时(🍽)候闭着眼把脸盆里(🔙)的(de )脏(zāng )(👄)水倒进抽屉(💣)里了(柜子旁(páng )(🏓)边有一个废水桶)。那个(gè )将军(jun1 )是最主要的一个配角,很有意思(sī )。到(🚤)影片结束前1分钟(zhōng ),都没(méi )有一(🐈)句(🔬)台词(cí )。最(zuì )后说(shuō )了一句(🖱)“谢谢”。 片段三:德军(jun1 )有(🕵)一门(mén )超(chāo )(📯)级大炮(pào )俯(fǔ )视着联军将要登陆的海(🏖)滩。这二个士兵(bīng )居然化(♟)装成希(🏁)特勒(lè )和随(⏭)从,去视察大炮(pào )(😙),把大(🐼)炮炸掉了。 (🌽)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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